I want an El Camino or really any ute.

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12/17/2013 at 14:23 • Filed to: None

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I always am having to pick up horse feed or hay in my Mini Cooper, It's not exactly a fun experience. I would get a truck but I just don't like the way that trucks handle. However if I could get an ute I would be happy. Though not having a back seat would be a pain in the ass.


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Kinja'd!!! quarterlifecrisis > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:25

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Not having a backseat really isn't that much of a pain. 2 seat sports car + extended cab truck with virtually unusable backseat...been that way for 2 years now, I've survived.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:26

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This may be one of the very few instances where Ridgeline may be the answer

Now, if you'll please excuse me, I need to go chop off my fingers


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:28

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"Does....does that mean you'd even want me?"


Kinja'd!!! Anon > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/17/2013 at 14:30

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What the fuck even is that?


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibbles
12/17/2013 at 14:30

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*Avalanche. He wants an avalnche instead. They get the same fuel economy but the avalnche gets a proper truck interior and frame so it has a much higher tow and payload capacity. The ridgeline handles slightly better but not by a huge margin. If he wants to go that far away from cars, then he might as well get the swiss army truck.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:31

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dodge* rampage. A k-car ute.......it went over about as well as you'd think.

edit - dodge, not chrysler....and technically it's the L-body but it came from the k-car era so it gets lumped in with those turds.


Kinja'd!!! RW53104 > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:33

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Subaru Baja?


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/17/2013 at 14:33

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I was going to suggest Avalanche, because yes they are awesome, but they do ride like exactly what they are - trucks

However an Avalance 2500 with air suspension rides like a fucking DeVille, so there is that too


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > RW53104
12/17/2013 at 14:34

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Yes!

Or what about a Brat?


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:37

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How about a custom mini truck? Like a dodge D50?

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Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Nibbles
12/17/2013 at 14:38

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I was going to say, my Suburban LTZ rides almost as well as our IS250. Would imagine an Avalanche would be similar.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:39

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Wait! I got this! You need an SCCA prepped commanche!

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Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:43

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Rancheros tend to be a bit less than their contemporary el caminos. Plus they look bad ass. You just have to be able to get over everyone calling your car/truck thing a chevy.

Also: Corvair ute conversion.

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Been on sale for months and the price has gone from 18k to 12. I bet you could get it for 10.

http://www.classiccarcenter.net/61cormeno.html


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/17/2013 at 14:44

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Or me?


Kinja'd!!! Collin > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:49

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You're saying, "I want an El Camino," but what I'm hearing is, "I want a Subaru Baja."


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > William Byrd
12/17/2013 at 14:50

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Depends on the generation. The first gens rode pretty stiff, more like a truck than a Suburban. The 2500s were even worse. I've yet to drive a 2nd gen, so I have no opinion on that


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Collin
12/17/2013 at 14:55

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I would take a Baja!


Kinja'd!!! Beinggodisgreat > Anon
12/17/2013 at 14:57

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DID SOMEONE SAY WOOD PANEL RANCHERO!?!?!?!?!?!

WOOD PANELED RANCHERO FOR THE WIN!!!!

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Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Stupidru
12/17/2013 at 15:00

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Even better is Brat with STi swap


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Meatcoma
12/17/2013 at 15:01

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Did you try to post a picture? If so, then you got

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Kinja'd!!! Anon > Beinggodisgreat
12/17/2013 at 15:02

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FUCK YES!


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/17/2013 at 15:08

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yea, I figured as much.

it was that.


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/17/2013 at 15:08

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I give up.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Meatcoma
12/17/2013 at 15:17

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Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
12/17/2013 at 15:45

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Kinja'd!!! Volksandmopar > Nibbles
12/17/2013 at 16:53

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I told my dad we needed a ute when i was like 15, he showed up with a ridgeline a year later and said, "This is a Ute right?"

I think he half passed.


Kinja'd!!! Volksandmopar > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/17/2013 at 16:54

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why did you have to beat me to the Rampage? I've been waiting forever for my chance to post one...


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Volksandmopar
12/17/2013 at 17:10

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gotta be quick to the draw, pardner.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Beinggodisgreat
12/17/2013 at 17:12

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I can almost smell the weed and PBR stank in that car through the internet. The 70s is palpable with that one.


Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/17/2013 at 18:43

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True story- saw a Rampage in the flesh a few weeks ago. Almost thought I was hallucinating, because they simply don't exist.


Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Anon
12/17/2013 at 18:46

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I'm rebuilding my ute to have a midgate with a second pair of seats. Because I'm just that awesome.